this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
GUYS IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WHEN I SAY THIS POST WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. I APPLIED FOR AN EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE GERMAN EXCHANGE PROGRAM, AND GUESS WHAT? YA BITCH IS NOW GOING TO GERMANY FOR A YEAR FOR FREEEEEEEE <3
I think nuns are way too sexualised. like come on people it’s time we objectified monks and priests for a change
hey wait a minute … christian women experiencing misogyny ?!??! WOAH
stop reblogging my very specific kink posts
you mean to tell me you only recognize misogyny when you’re horny? woah .
I can recognise misogyny in other situations obviously, but it makes sense to talk about it on a post where I’m not likely to start talking about a priest in a ball gag, no?
can you please respect my DNI. thank you.
ok sorry.
ANYWAYS imagine a guy going into the confession box only to find he’s gonna get railed the priest but make it bdsm bc he has to pay for his sins,,,
He’s under the robe sucking the cardinal silly in front of the whole mass
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The fuck’s a DNI?
Also, the cardinal dfinitly has some gremlin sucking him off discretely so nobody would notice
it’s a list of peopel you don’t want to interact with you. @/swanfem has one saying no stupid people
kjsdklasjdalkj yeah
Why the fuck are they interacting with themselves then?
Shouldn’t they just die on the spot since their brain cannot interact with any of their other body parts?
tell me you don’t understand a joke without telling me you don’t understand a joke
excellent! you’ve joined us just in time for talking about cardinals getting sucked silly
i don’t know if youre trying to gross me out or something?? lol i’m an adult. please seek help.
🧍♀️
wait wait wait. swanfem came onto MY post that was originally about something they didn’t ike, started arguing with me and then got mad that I went back to the original subject????
what even in the hell did I just read
daphnecore when they interacted with a kink post and the op starts talking about kink:
all of my posts are kink posts if you look hard enough
If you don’t want to interact with something just don’t???
good god this is a train wreck of a post
all of my posts are train wrecks
it’s cause I keep stealing vital nuts and bolts
>:( I knew it was you
because i’ll cry if this breaches containment
Eddie I don’t think Tumblr is the right place for me
It’s not for the faint hearted.
please don’t bring this post up outside of tumblr im begging you
Can I bring up your other posts outside of tumblr?
nononononononopleasegodnonononononono
Reblog to bring up OP’s post outside of tumblr you guys
one of my roommates arady knows about the unhinged crap i post, i won’t be able to live with the shame of anyone else knowing/j
my mom knows, Alex
okay two people outside of tumblr know about the unhinged crap i post, i won’t be able to live with the shame of anyone else knowing
yea obviously
I see you’re doing god’s work
it’s so wonderful to see the whole world getting together to ruin one man’s life
what have I done to deserve this
You sucked a cardinal silly, that’s what
Who sexualises nuns???
loo up ‘nun halloween costume’
is this post still happening?!? what happened to daphne
what the actual fuck did i just bear witness to
nothing much, just your average tumblr post
You know just another wednesday
Dunking on terfs
Objectifying prominent religious figures
The usual
happy dunking on terfs and objectifying prominent religious figures thursday!
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
For everybody suffering in this strange time, may financial good luck find you
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
